She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Is it because I queefed?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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