so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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