Umm I'm too high to move.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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