sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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