Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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