I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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