How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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