I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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