I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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