planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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