Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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