i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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