i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
The air taste purple.
Randomize