I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
