is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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