Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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