he puts the penis in happiness.
Its about making memories worth repressing
handjob tips. give me some.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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