O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
my poor anus
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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