party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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