Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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