standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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