Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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