Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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