i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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