I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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