she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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