she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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