No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
