Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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