ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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