very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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