i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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