I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
