I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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