i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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