Acid is not a monday night drug
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
