I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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