why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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