I got chris browned last night
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
not ubering you a puppy
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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