Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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