I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
