p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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