It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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