Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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