have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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