Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize