Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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