i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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