found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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