If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
