no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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