Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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