I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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