you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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