He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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